28 Oct Listerine (Parody of “Glycerine”)
Listerine (Parody of “Glycerine”)
©2021 Phil Matthews and the Musicians/ 5050songs Inc (ASCAP)
Release Date: 9/22/2021
Track duration: 03:58
Produced by Demo My Song®
Lyrics
It was tater skins, you sunk your teeth in
I smell your whole meal, it’s cruel to eat veil
A bag of pork rinds, Utz was the kind
Dessert’s key lime, and rhubarb pie
Onion rings did-ya bite, Onion rings and pâté
Cow and beer, cow was filleted
You ate all this, you drank all that
It smells like you threw up a rat
Don’t let your breath stay bad
Listerine
Listerine
You ate two calzones, two calzones filled with thyme
Please close your mouth, so I don’t cry
I smell the cheese wheel, you ate between meals
Large garlic fries, cover my-cheeks-with tears
When you flap your gums, it’s like I’ve been maced
Cuz between your cheeks, you’ve got a mouthful of waste
Don’t let your breath stay bad
It comes now in the color blue
Don’t rinse with one cap, rather two
But I’d be happier with three
Then you can stand beside of me
Listerine
Listerine
Don’t let your breath stay bad
Listerine
Don’t let your breath stay bad
(Gurgling Sound)
Listerine
Listerine
Oh,Listerine
Listerine
Breath’s a crime again
Breath’s a crime again
Yet you’re still next to me
Unless you swish more, you’ll never stink less
Do not speak, just compress
Just so I’m clear, your breath causes pain
With one exhale, you fan devilish flames
Don’t let your breath stay bad
Desperate to be further from you you you
Listerine, Listerine
Listerine, Listerine
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