Tears in My Protein Powder

©℗ 2025 Bill Jenkins / 5050songs Inc
Release Date: January 23, 2026
Produced by Demo My Song®

Lyrics

I was taught to gun it if you’re open 
Shoot
If you are in range
I took that shot 
Ball of life rimmed out
The buzzer ends the game
I began chasing your losses 
Which soon turned into mine
Max capacity
Is all that I know now
Your sayin’ not enough support
(From me)
Sure sounds like
Verbal elephants on stampede
(To me)
Can’t everyone see that I got…

Tears in my protein powder
Microwave’s broke
Eatin’ cold clam chowder
Baby why’d you say those things about me?
Why’d you say those things about me?
Don’t ask me where it all went
Quit ridin’ me about the money you spent
Why’d you say those things about me?
Why’d you say those things about me-ee-ee?

I reach for the post gym powder 
Down to my last ten grams
Cutting costs 
Your deep red ledger
Is more than I can stand
No more Texas toast
To dunk in
My soup
Straight out the can
Half the appliances not workin’
And you ask what is my plan?
(Forgive me)
If it’s workout
Or just plain work without the out 
(To weave)
My way through
This overloaded financial tapestry
Until my coins start poppin’
Can’t everyone see that I got…

Tears in my protein powder
Microwave’s broke
Eatin’ cold clam chowder
Baby why’d you say those things about me?
Why’d you say those things about me?
Don’t ask me where it all went
Quit ridin’ me about the money you spent
Why’d you say those things about me?
Why’d you say those things about me-ee-ee?

Came through for us again
Another month is in the clear… 

Now back home watchin’ Rocky number two, not three
Adrian please wake up so he can make history
(Yay!)
If Rock can do it why not me?
(Why not me?)
No it can’t be me
(Can’t be me)
Can’t everyone see that I got…

Tears in my protein powder
Microwave’s broke
Eatin’ cold clam chowder
Baby why’d you say those things about me?
Why’d you say those things about me?
Don’t ask me where it all went
Quit ridin’ me about the money you spent
Why’d you say those things about me?
Why’d you say those things about me-ee-ee?

Why’d you say those things about me?
Why’d you say those things about me-ee-ee?